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Disclaimer: The following stories are taken from actual events. The names of individuals have been changed for privacy purposes. These stories are for blatant entertainment and are not intended to be offensive. If you are offended by the stories herein, well then leave.

	The Tweedles
	Long ago, in a library far, far away, a set of twins came into my happy library to use the computers. They were nice young men, soft-spoken and courteous. But that was only because they were touched.
The Tweedle Twins used to choose the last two computers on the row, the ones with headphones, and would check their email. This proved to be quite difficult for the Tweedles, since they never could remAugust 24, 2006 accounts. Tweedle One would call me over and have me read the notices from his new email provider -- "Thank you for signing up with us today"... "Welcome to Email Galore", etc. Tweedle Two would call me over because his old user I.D. would not work for his new email account. Neither one of them understood that when I suggested they write down their user names and passwords that they should keep them so as to not forget them tomorrow! How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot -- Alexander Pope
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