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I have absolutely no right to complain. I did this to myself. To be perfectly honest, my ever becoming a librarian was a complete fluke. I went to college to become an English Professor, not an Information Guru! I admit it was laziness on my part that I didn't fight harder for a GTA position and that I breezed through my MLS, but the full implications of becoming a librarian did not hit me until it was too late.

Librarianship is a Service Industry: we provide the service of information gathering and delivery to every walk of life to grace the building. And we must do it with a smile and an approachable attitude.

You might be in a different situation than I have been. Maybe you work in a University library, where your patrons are students on a mission: retrieve the required text, no more, no less. Perhaps you work for a law firm where self-righteous lawyers and paralegals hound you for a reference they're "too busy/too important" to fetch themselves. Or possibly you work in a public library like I do, where you are inundated with mundane questions that make your head spin. Wherever you work, it's still a Service Industry and you must simply grin and bear it...

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Things That Get Me
  • Asking if you need your library card when there's a sign saying so between you and me
  • People who think everything can be found online
  • People who ask how secure my job is now that the Internet has taken off
  • "Do you work here" while I'm sitting behind the Reference Desk
  • Patrons who expect me to:
    • Do their research
    • Write their paper
    • Fill out their income tax forms
    • Tell them everything they need to know about getting a divorce (to save $ on a lawyer)
  • Parents who think a library is a daycare, leaving their children:
    • Alone for hours on end
    • To be watched by staff, the glorified babysitters
    • Screaming bloody murder
  • TAX SEASON
    • Every patron that walks past the forms table and asks me to print out the already-available-and-free form, then balks that they must pay for it, is taking chances with their health

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If you haven't seen Librarian Avengers, then you're obviously not a disgruntled librarian! This is my role model.


your librarian hates you -- taken from craigslist.

  • You refuse to learn to use the computers for yourself, and get impatient when I dont know your yahoo password.
  • You want a particular book a friend recommended, but you dont know the title or author or year of publication, and your friend has recently passed on.
  • You let your child scream for more than 30 seconds without escorting him out.
  • Your computer starts making a beeping noise because of your disk, so you just leave it for us to figure out. You play dumb: we are on to you. Your disk has your name on it, jackass.
  • You are banging on the door to get in, so you can save 50 cents on the newspaper.
  • You physically turn my computer monitor around to watch my screen if I'm helping you. appalling.
©2004-06, Samantha E
Last Updated: April 13, 2006
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